Banned from zoo.
Again?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
