I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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