just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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