rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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