what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i can't believe i had my finger in that
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
