Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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