She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
