Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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