we're blogging at a bar
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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