He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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