question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
did i just pee glitter
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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