I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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