I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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