Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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