Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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