This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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