It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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