So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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