When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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