HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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