I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
