can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Even my vagina gasped.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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