I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
