drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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