I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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