Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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