just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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