No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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