Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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