I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
