i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
