is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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