All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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