I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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