Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
