I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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