he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
