I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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