Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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