I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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