did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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