I'm eating all of the evidence.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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