the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
dude. I can hear the air.
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