this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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