I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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