My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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