I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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