In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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