so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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