OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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