haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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