That's intense
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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