if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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