then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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