He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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