I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Someone signed my nipple.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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