Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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You. Win. At. Life.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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